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THE SNEAKY STEAK
Sneaky Steak restaurant is now a three-star Michelin restaurant in the upper eastside of Bramford Bluff. The food is divine here. I mean, really, really, really good. But it's difficult to snag a reservation, so we are opening up at least one hundred more of these restaurants. So you're welcome for that. Head Chef: Paren Brone Restaurant Manager: Jo Cassidy. All reports of foodborne illness must be submitted to Hemloxx Legal. Whatever is wrong with you, it isn't our fault. Thank you.
PICK A PLUCKY CHICKEN
Pick a Plucky Chicken is a global fast food restaurant chain. The stores serve a unique, top secret recipe for fried chicken, tasty sides of mac and cheese bites, and road trip mish-mash, which begins with fries, ketchup, and whatever our cooks wish to throw on there. We don't care. It all tastes good, you see. But don't come after us about calorie counts. Our two billion customers each year don't care about calorie counts. Executive Manager: Rue Hellebore
ZE HOTEL HEMLOXX
Ze Hotel Hemloxx a global chain of luxury boutique properties that combine the glamorous ambiance of a theater with the relaxing resort sprinkled with all the charm of a boutique hotel. Ze Hotel Hemloxx invites guests to a unique and innovative experience striking a balance between luxury, the intrigue of a unique design, and functionality for both business and leisure. So be our guest, and we'll take care of you just like a mama would. But without the hokey singing teacups and wardrobes.
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